Mutant spiders attack the earth
Read this: Europe’s lunar vision blossoms.
So, we plan to put a Dutch tulip and a spider on the moon! Don’t these people see the danger in this? The Tulip could contain any number of bacteria which, over time, would mutate into Triffids! And spiders? Do they want to end up with a manned mission to the moon in say, 10 years, only to find it overrun with giant spiders, giant because their growth won’t be stunted by gravity and they have lived off the bacteria that the Tulip took with it!
Goddamn Esa! Think man, think!
Or, they could send some other Dutch plants up there, that would be fun. I wonder how they would get round hydroponics on the moon?
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