Whoo how there’s a monpod in my soup

Customer: waiter, waiter, there’s a monopod in my soup!

Waiter: stop creating you piece of shit, it’s only got one leg and it can’t even swim. You wait until you find a biped in your soup - those fuckers can swim AND
kick. And clean your trousers.

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