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This is GENIOUS!

This could be interesting, or it could be a bunch of failed bands bitching…

This is what it’s all about! During the coup in Thailand, lots of flickr users and photo bloggers took shots of what was going on. Yahoo! news contacted some of them and asked if they could reproduce their pictures, this is the result with an audo commentary from an interview with a flickr user:

See it here.

This is what the web is all about.

This year, I have seen more spiders than I can ever remember seeing. From the ones in my garden being common garden spiders (which are ENORMOUS) to the ones in the house which have 8 foot long legs and you can’t get a pint glass over!

There have even been spiders in my car and on my desk at work!

It must be something to do with the weather, or there’s a spider conspiracy afoot. Maybe they are communist spy spiders, sent from another country to spy on everyone, reporting back by way of a spider sized satellite phone.

Who knows?

This sucker I found in my garden, he was building his web, but posed elegantly for me when I wanted to take a picture, he is a Araneus diadematus, the Garden Spider.

There are now, now about 8 of these on my patio, ranging from big ones to bloody massive ones wearing Doc Martins.

When I see shit like this: www.tamarbailey.co.uk, it makes me so angry. The government can spunk billions on useless wars, housing immigrants and getting their fucking makeup and hair done, that they don’t have enough money to pay for what really counts. Whats the fucking point in paying my taxes if, when there is an option available to help me, the government doesn’t because it costs too much.

FUCK YOU GOVERNMENT.

Read this: Europe’s lunar vision blossoms.

So, we plan to put a Dutch tulip and a spider on the moon! Don’t these people see the danger in this? The Tulip could contain any number of bacteria which, over time, would mutate into Triffids! And spiders? Do they want to end up with a manned mission to the moon in say, 10 years, only to find it overrun with giant spiders, giant because their growth won’t be stunted by gravity and they have lived off the bacteria that the Tulip took with it!

Goddamn Esa! Think man, think!

Or, they could send some other Dutch plants up there, that would be fun. I wonder how they would get round hydroponics on the moon?

Russia laughs in the face of the RIAA:

This filing underscores the importance that the U.S. copyright industries attach to the need for radical reform in Russia. Russia has emerged in recent years as one the world?s leading producers and exporters of pirate discs. The Russian government has failed to respond appropriately to this open lawlessness. Many of the plants currently producing pirate product are actually located on government premises ? a form of tacit government involvement that we have not witnessed since China in the mid-1990s.

I love that “Many of the plants currently producing pirate product are actually located on government premises ” makes me all fuzzy inside.

More > RIAA.com

As much as I try not to put things I get emailed on here, I liked this. Try reading the cats diary in the voice of “Brain” from Pinky and the Brain.

Excerpts from a Dog?s daily diary:
7.00am - Oh Boy! Dog Food! My Favourite!
9.30am - Oh Boy! a car ride! My Favourite!
10.30am - Oh Boy! a walk! My Favourite!
12.30pm - Oh Boy! Dog Food! My Favourite!
1.00pm - Oh Boy! the yard! My Favourite!
4.00pm - Oh Boy! the kids! My Favourite!
5.00pm - Oh Boy! Dog Food! My Favourite!
7.00pm - Oh Boy! playing ball! My Favourite!
9.30pm - Oh Boy! sleeping on master?s bed! My Favourite!

Excerpts from a Cat?s daily diary:
DAY 183 OF MY CAPTIVITY - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. Pricks. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow, I may eat another house plant.

Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded; must try this at the top of the stairs next time. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile bastards, I again induced myself to vomit on their favourite chair.

Note-to-self: I think I?ll try crapping under their bed too. Wonder how long it?ll take them to find it?

Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts.
They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was.
Damn! Not working according to plan. There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices, I was placed in solitary throughout the event.
However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More importantly, I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of ?allergeez?.
Must learn what the Hell this is and how to use it to my advantage.

I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog
is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He must obviously be a bloody half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, appears to have become an informant and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move.
Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is preserved. But I can wait, it?s only a matter of time…the sonuvabitch!

I had to do it:

This is the best blonde joke evah!